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11.06.2025 03:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

How do you identify a woman player?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How big is the French Army?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Blue Origin performs 12th crewed New Shepard suborbital flight - SpaceNews

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

So they tried

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Scoop: Treasury officials defend "revenge tax" from wary GOP senators - Axios

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Amazon planning $10B investment in North Carolina for data center and AI campus - AP News

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Blumhouse Reveals Trailer And Poster For ‘Black Phone 2’ - Deadline

Still no good.

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

CVS is shutting down 271 stores in 18 states. Is your pharmacy affected? - NJ.com