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12.06.2025 01:01
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Uber taps AI firm Wayve to pilot fully driverless rides in the UK - CNBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Race and genetics do not line up well, new study confirms - Live Science
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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Important scientific finding confirms ancient biblical events - The Brighter Side of News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
What Wilson said about Logan Gilbert’s second rehab start - Seattle Sports
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
AMC Theaters to Run Even More Commercials Before Movies Play - Bloomberg.com
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
An Extreme Drop in Oxygen Will Eventually Suffocate Most Life on Earth - ScienceAlert
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.