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12.06.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Uber taps AI firm Wayve to pilot fully driverless rides in the UK - CNBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Race and genetics do not line up well, new study confirms - Live Science

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

From Trader Joe’s to Children’s Hospital, these are the Colorado locations where you could have been exposed to measles - The Denver Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Important scientific finding confirms ancient biblical events - The Brighter Side of News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

What Wilson said about Logan Gilbert’s second rehab start - Seattle Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

AMC Theaters to Run Even More Commercials Before Movies Play - Bloomberg.com

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Zay Flowers Is Healthy and Todd Monken Wants to Get Him the Ball More | News & Notes - Baltimore Ravens

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Just Forget it!

"Unlike Anything We Have Seen Before": Repeating Signal From Deep In Galactic Plane Puzzles Astronomers - IFLScience

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

An Extreme Drop in Oxygen Will Eventually Suffocate Most Life on Earth - ScienceAlert

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.