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11.06.2025 03:28
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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How do you identify a woman player?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Blue Origin performs 12th crewed New Shepard suborbital flight - SpaceNews
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
So they tried
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Scoop: Treasury officials defend "revenge tax" from wary GOP senators - Axios
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Amazon planning $10B investment in North Carolina for data center and AI campus - AP News
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Blumhouse Reveals Trailer And Poster For ‘Black Phone 2’ - Deadline
Still no good.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
CVS is shutting down 271 stores in 18 states. Is your pharmacy affected? - NJ.com